Don't you send me to vm
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
How drunk are you?
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