It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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