she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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