This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I can text with my tongue
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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