I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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