yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Randomize
