I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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