yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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