i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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