No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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