when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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