I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Welp...herpes.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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