when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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