I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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