i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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