meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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