smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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