it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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