He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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