The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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