If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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