i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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