used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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