You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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