im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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