Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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