Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
no you cant smoke seaweed
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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