It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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