So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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