mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Your tits are I can't wait for
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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