If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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