He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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