I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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