just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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