just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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