yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
smell my finger.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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