She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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