Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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