We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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