i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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