why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
We need a shit load of segways right now
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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