What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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