STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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