this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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