The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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