So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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