Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
handjob tips. give me some.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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