i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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