apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
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Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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