no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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