I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think my vagina is haunted
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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