Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he wants to bone in the snuggie
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
When did angry sex become our thing?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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