fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Randomize
