It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
