Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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